Essays are real hard.
WHO LET ME INTO OXFORD?
I can't act'lly write!
Two thousand to four
thousand words isn't too tough
when you have eight weeks.
Now, I get eight hours
(and no, I don't mean of sleep).
Who invented words?
I need a few more
to fin'lly prove that Mary
Robinson's a whore.
On the other hand,
I'm thrilled!!!! Duh, I'm in Oxford.
What better place to
Stage my essay crisis?
So many have volunteered
their brains for melting-
Now I'm one of them.
(Though I'm positive C.S.
never watched YouTube.)
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