"A man bumped into me on the Metro today," shared one traumatized United States Government employee, "and that wouldn't have been so bad if his chest hair hadn't brushed my arm. My whole arm."
Chest hair out willy-nilly on public transportation? Is this the end of the two button rule as we know it?
"It's really hot," said one local, who, coincidentally had left three of his buttons undone. "Besides, it's fine - I 'manscape,' like, I shave my chest all the time ... for the ladies, obviously."
Well, this is one reporter who will admit to vomiting a little in her mouth in public. With this staggering evidence that complete and total anarchy, and possibly nudity, commuters must remain vigilant. Be aware of men who sweat profusely or constantly check to see if their chest hair is still there, even combing it at times.
Remember, there is only one man who is allowed to break the two button rule ...
